revelationx (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} revelationx) wrote,@ 2006-06-26 09:54:00 |
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The only good Emo..
Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.
-Emo Philips
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
-Emo Philips
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
-Emo Philips
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
-Emo Philips
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
-Emo Philips
Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.
-Emo Philips
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
-Emo Philips
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
-Emo Philips
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
-Emo Philips
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
-Emo Philips
