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| Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits. -Emo Philips You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. -Emo Philips Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. -Emo Philips My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. -Emo Philips I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks. -Emo Philips | ||||||
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